When Will It Get Cold?

I'm ready for it to get cold and stay cold. It's November . . . that just sounds like a cold month. Around this time of year (when it should be getting colder) people start complaining that they'd wish it would hurry up and get cold. This causes something that gets on my nerves. Whenever I hear someone say they wish it would get cold, someone else always chimes in as if they are deeply offended by the statement. It's almost as if they believe the person that wished the coldness actually might have some kind of an effect on the climate.

In short, it's November and it needs to be cold. And don't turn your heat up to an uncomfortable level . . . you're helping to deplete the ozone layer!