Under My Umbrella . . . or Lack Thereof

Another rainy day in Bowing Green, KY. With the recent hit 'Umbrella' from Rhianna, it also brought with it a rise in popularity of umbrellas. In fact, sales for actual umbrellas sky rocketed following the release of the hit single. I'm not sure if any of this is true . . . but I didn't take notice and left my apartment without one today.

This leads me to you slow walking, umbrella-toting individuals. Nothing gets on my nerves more than how rude, cocky, and arrogant you people are! Sure, I'm excited for you that you were well prepared for today's inclement weather . . . but walk a little faster! I'm walking behind you all with no shelter over my head getting soaked. The faster I get to my destination, the better! It's not an option to go around you when there is nothing but muddy puddles on either side of the sidewalk, or if we're stuck between barriers walking up and down stairs.

However, if you catch me on a day that I am prepared and you aren't . . . I'm not speeding up. You should always know when it's going to rain, idiot. But you know what, if you really want to . . . you can stand under my umbrella . . . ella ella eh eh eh.